Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I want to be your penis for a week.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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