you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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