I wanna bring you to show and tell
Someone shit on the floor
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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