it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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