we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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