Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was born a porn star she said
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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