need another drink. this is the easiest way
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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