Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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