That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Say something about gay babies.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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