I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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