we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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