Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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