he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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