You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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