Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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