I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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