Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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You coming home soon, man?
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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We are all done wearing pants today
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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