put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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