its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize