you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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