i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You took a bar mat shot.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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