Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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