drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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