It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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