Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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