I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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