Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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