I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This is classic penis vs brain.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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