So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Shame is for Republicans.
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