David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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