Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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