Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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