Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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