Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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