just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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