the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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