I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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