Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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