Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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