she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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