what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i drank out of a bidet.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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