Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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