well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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