i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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