I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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