I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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