just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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