went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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