My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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