I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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